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Anonymous asked: So how's your life been lately?

P. good. My coccyx is not broken, I learnt an important lesson about tequila and handstands. Everything else also good. Nothing to report.

birdluvr1993:

masculinity is so funny to me bc men deprive themselves of the best things in life in order to achieve it like ….fuzzy socks, fun fruity pink drinks, spa days, lifetime movies,  expressing positive feelings in a healthy way, being a warm genuine person

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I wrote myself off so badly on Saturday night that I broke my tailbone and I don’t remember how.

reichsstadt:

I am secretly a “45”-year old white woman who wears off-white cashmere with relationship troubles and a six-figure salary. My life is narrated by R&B hits from the 70s and a sultry male voice to highlight the folly of my failed romantic endeavors. 

Choice songs: “Best of My Love” by The Emotions and “I’m Coming Out” by Diana Ross, with the occasional flair of Stevie Wonder

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Rockabilly is like my number 1 pet peeve

Like it had “songs that remind me of you :)” written on it. Thanks?

fishpizza:

thedisputed:

setbabiesonfire:


I saw this when I was walking home, and it just made me sad.

This hits hard.

fuck


Shut up

I have one of these in my car that some m’lady gave me and it’s like 130 minutes of euro trance dub step.

fishpizza:

thedisputed:

setbabiesonfire:

I saw this when I was walking home, and it just made me sad.

This hits hard.

fuck

Shut up

I have one of these in my car that some m’lady gave me and it’s like 130 minutes of euro trance dub step.

(Source: nebygatica)

In case you’ve never seen it, this is what Mitch looks like when he’s really, really excited. @mitchj89 #europe2014 #imsingleforamonth #hitmeup

In case you’ve never seen it, this is what Mitch looks like when he’s really, really excited. @mitchj89 #europe2014 #imsingleforamonth #hitmeup