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Non-strippers who post photo booth pics of themselves in stripper shoes are truly 😒 and 😴

I asked Mitch to take some pictures of me yesterday, he had a yellow filter on the whole time and there was dirty washing in the background 😠😠😠 BUT I still really like all of them, especially the last one. This is my pole!! It’s by Pussycat Pole from Queensland, and it’s very solid and lovely and worth the $900 price tag. When I’m more comfortable on it, and have gotten over the fear of dancing over hard floors, I will post vids🌸🌸

Delivery!! #nike #puma #airmax #hightops

Delivery!! #nike #puma #airmax #hightops

Girls love Beyoncé #mynewbestfriend #pole #poledance #polefitness @honeyliscious

Girls love Beyoncé #mynewbestfriend #pole #poledance #polefitness @honeyliscious

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Tbh you can twist anything into a “self love n liberation” movement when it’s really just toxic self indulgence and coddling so be careful

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Is there a correct protocol when there is a person having an alcoholic, schizophrenic meltdown outside your apartment? He’s been yelling in 3 or 4 different voices for at least three hours.

Flat Belly morning, I needed you, I’ve been waiting for you. Thank you! #bloating #foreverbloated #sweetrelief #me #mybelly

Flat Belly morning, I needed you, I’ve been waiting for you. Thank you! #bloating #foreverbloated #sweetrelief #me #mybelly

Is there a version of Numb without Rihanna or eminem??

God bless every person doing backflips to make themselves love Anaconda.