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k1mkardashian:

I JUST MET LANA OMFGGGG. I’M CRYING. I told her I want to have sex on the beach to West Coast and she liteally said same

k1mkardashian:

I JUST MET LANA OMFGGGG. I’M CRYING. I told her I want to have sex on the beach to West Coast and she liteally said same

(via highkeygay)

2dcc:

take me to a museum. kiss me on the steps. shove the Mona Lisa up my ass

(via curvellas)

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Sharing one bed with two other humans and two full grown large dogs and it’s actually a perfect snug fit and I’m totally comfortable.

Oh I like it better without the matte fluoro lipstick.

Oh I like it better without the matte fluoro lipstick.

What did I just do :/

What did I just do :/

I feel like Lana Del Rey has existed at her current age for at least 6 decades.

Um when I see women caption pictures of trans women with “wow she looks better than me!” I see a little imaginary thought bubble next to her comment that reads “and I’m a REAL girl!”

Me & my daughter on the property

Me & my daughter on the property

fishpizza:

ladymusic4ever:

I just went to the movies to see the new Captain America and this explains eeeeevrythiiiing.

i can’t even begin to explain how hard this guy makes me yawn. especially in this gif looking like marshmallow dipped in mayo.

Idk his face kinda reminds me of that kids movie where the rat is a chef.

fishpizza:

ladymusic4ever:

I just went to the movies to see the new Captain America and this explains eeeeevrythiiiing.

i can’t even begin to explain how hard this guy makes me yawn. especially in this gif looking like marshmallow dipped in mayo.

Idk his face kinda reminds me of that kids movie where the rat is a chef.

When I get my fake titties I will post so many pictures of them.

awwww-cute:

My ex wife abandoned this lovely lady when she left

Wow almost seems like this is more about your ex than your cat.

awwww-cute:

My ex wife abandoned this lovely lady when she left

Wow almost seems like this is more about your ex than your cat.